Go Ugly Early

When you hit the bars on sixth street down in Austin

you’ll see everyone who’s anyone is there most every night.

But, when you hit the bars on sixth street down in Austin

you ain’t no Casanova, boy, so take my sage advice.

Go ugly early my friend. No need to hang around until the party’s about to end,

and watch all the pretty girls leave with handsome men.

You gotta go ugly early my friend.

I know you think you’re something when you’re drinkin’.

I’ve seen you strut your stuff and make a move on eights and nines.

But, boy I don’t know where you come off thinkin’

That you have got a  prayer with anyone above a five.

Go ugly early my friend. No need to hang around until the party’s about to end,

and watch all the pretty girls leave with handsome men.

You gotta o ugly early my friend.

I know you got your hear set on some beauty queen.

Your mama told you once that you’re a prince and you believed.

But, when women take a look at guys like you and me,

they don’t see a prince they see a frog in Wrangler jeans.

Go ugly early my friend. No need to hang around until the party’s about to end,

and watch all the pretty girls leave with handsome men.

You gotta go ugly early my friend.