Drinkin’ ’til You’re Sexy

I came here this evening looking for some sexy babe,

but one by one I watched them all walk out.

Just when you were looking like the last one in the place,

You winked at me and arched your unibrow.

Now, I’m drinkin’ ’til you’re sexy, I would hate to leave alone.

Tequila always makes me want to take somebody home.

If I drink and shout and take my contact lenses out,

You could pass for sexy all night long.

If I drink and shout and take my contact lenses out,

You could pass for sexy all night long.

I’d planned to be a little more selective don’t you know.

But, one by one I watched the hot ones leave.

Just when it was looking like I’d let the last one go

You smiled at me and flashed your dip-stained teeth.

Now, I’m drinkin’ ’til you’re sexy, I would hate to leave alone.

Tequila always makes me want to take somebody home.

If I drink and shout and take my contact lenses out,

You could pass for sexy all night long.

If I drink and shout and take my contact lenses out,

You could pass for sexy all night long.

You waddled towards my table and you said “how do you do”.

I said “I’m fine” and offered you a chair.

You took a closer look and said that from across the room

I looked a whole lot better over there.

You said “I’ll drink until you’re sexy, I would hate to leave alone.

Tequila always makes me want to take somebody home.

If I drink and shout and take my contact lenses out,

You could pass for sexy all night long.

If I drink and shout and take my contact lenses out,

You could pass for sexy all night long.”